{"product_id":"60s-bar-fly-apron","title":"60's Bar-Fly Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003eAwesome Kitschy 'BAR-FLY' Apron with Zipper Fly and Red Trim for the Man of the House!  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHIS KILLER APRON IS COVERED WITH THESE GREAT SAYINGS:  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMARTINI SPOKEN HERE * RING BELL FOR SERVICE * BEWARE! THE MORE I DRINK THE SEXIER I GET! * COME AND GET IT' WHISTLE * AVOID HANGOVERS STAY DRUNK * DRINK NOW PLAY LATER * I CHOOSE BOOZE T' CHASE TH' BLUES * MY WIFE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM…ME! I SPILL MORE THAN I DRINK * CAUTION PEOPLE DRINKING * OPEN ONLY IN CASE OF EMERGENCY (Printed below the Zipper Fly!) * GUEST REGISTER DEAN MARTIN JAMES BOND JACKIE GLEASON FIDEL CASTRO BATMAN DEAN MARTIN NAPOLEON BONAPART LASSIE GEN. CUSTER.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCondition: Great Vintage Condition, Some Discoloration\/Stains on Apron but these could come out with a good Soak!  We did not want to soak this piece as we didn't want the details to wear off!  Please note there is some fading as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e36. 5\" Long\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. 5\" Long Zipper\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e36\" Wide at Widest\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"vb-vintage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40125220356249,"sku":"VZD35","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0118\/0132\/9723\/products\/il__z43hyfaj0_fullxfull.1151185373_9fba.png?v=1621436849","url":"https:\/\/shopthrilling.mom\/products\/60s-bar-fly-apron","provider":"THRILLING","version":"1.0","type":"link"}